As he takes the candy out of his mouth so it's covered in saliva; "It's good!! Wanna taste a bite?"
Just before heading out the door " Mommy...You don't have make-up on!"
"I'm empty!" While trying to get him to pee before bed
When his grandmother was putting him in the bath "Mommy's privates are different than mine"
In the car on the way home it was dark and I looked back at him and he had something all over his face and his was rubbing it everywhere it looked like it could be chocolate or something when I asked him what it was he said "Boogers" Haha he had a bloody nose and was smearing it all over his face!! Sick but I couldn't help but laugh
At Peterson's grocery store he asked if he could get some banana's, we were looking in the produce section and couldn't find them I asked him " Where do you thin they are?" He told me "Oh I think they're at Walmart! We shoud've gone there!"
"Mommy she wears High heels like you!"
After being told he can not have bend-a-roos cuz they're for bigger kids "Here hold this....see I'm big! I slept for a long time and got big so now I can have bendaroos!"
Hurry up dude! "I am but I'm a slow poke!"
I had a friend over and told him that he needed to be on his best behavior until he left! " I can't wait for your friend to leave!"
I had asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween, he said he wanted to be a ghost...OK But wouldn't you rather be something cooler like a monster or vampire or dinosaur? "Yeah or a Lady Bug!"
"I had a big tiger in my dream and it was freakin me out! "
"It freaked all the bad words outta me!"
What makes you happy? "When someone doesn't take a toy out of my hand!"
When I picked him up for pre-school one day he was looking extra dapper and I told him you sure look handsome, he says " That's my job"
"That slurpee freezes my head!"
He wanted to wear his boots without socks and I told him that it would make his feet stink and he says to me" And the we'll go to grandma's and when I take my boots off they'll say..what the heck is that? and I'll say.. that's my toes"
What do you know about ghosts? "They're smooth and they don't walk on the ground and they have mean naughty eyes!"
After seeing an almost due pregnant friend of mine "She had a baby in her belly and it's gonna fall out at any time!"
"It's not just chocolate, it's bliss"
And of coarse more to come :) Hope you enjoyed them!