"Put it in your mouth, cuz it's yummy!
"I need to punch him in the face cuz he's being mean right now!"
"Can I just get a spanking instead?" (After being told to go to time out)
"Why you cryin' Mommy? I cried once, when I couldn't have a treat in bed!"
"Cuz they have sharp teeth and they say Rawr and they bite!"
"Look Mommy! A part fell out of the Moon"
"I wanna get one of those!" (After pretty much EVERY commercial)
"I better not get this on my shirt, Mom will kill me!"
"Look at me" (Think Stewart from MAD TV)
" I can do it, I'm Superman!"
"Mommy's name starts with S. I have an S at the end, it's far away from B!"
"Oh WOW! It's beautiful out here. Haha just teasin" (When we walked outside in the pouring rain)
"You didn't even stop at that sign" (I slowed down!)
"But Mommy just turned Britney on" (Getting out of the car)
"Does this say Coors?" (Thanks Dustin ;))
"Mommy, I've been waiting a long time for gum! See, the sun's going down"
"I don't want to get in the shower at Brandy's" (We were going to a bridal shower ha)
"Ladies and Gentlemen...start your engines"
"Yay for me! I knew I could do it"
"I get everything I want" (spoiled brat)
"I like boogers to eat"
"I wish I was lightening McQueen"
"Can you be the princess and I'll be the prince"
"If you need me, I'll be over here"
"Look a plane! I think it's gonna fly to Air Force Base"
"Wilson, calm down! We're almost there"
"You're the best Mommy I've ever seen"
"You're all mixed up like scrambled eggs"
"You're not my best friend anymore" (Brat)